Joe Thornton stripped of captaincy in San Jose

News hit today that Joe Thornton was stripped of his captaincy of the San Jose Sharks, and that the team will enter the pre-season with no captains or alternates. “We felt we had to do something after that collapse in the playoffs” explained Sharks coach Todd McLellan,¬†outside of a Burger King. “We knew fans were…

NHL still pretending Stadium Series are a good thing as Sharks set to face off against Kings next year at Levi stadium

Despite all evidence to the contrary, the NHL is still insisting that the Stadium Series is good for hockey. “It’s awesome! It’s bringing back hockey to its roots!” explained an obviously drunk Gary Bettman outside of a Best Western Hotel in Florida. “Who doesn’t love hockey outside, in a stadium, with terrible sight¬†lines, and expensive…