Flames move to counter Oilers hiring of local blogger

With news that Oilers blogger Tyler Dellow would be joining the Oilers organization, the Flames seemingly made their own local blogger hire in response.

“We’re happy to announce that Jeff Jones, also known by his twitter handle @SuckMyBalls14 , will be joining the Flames front office next season. With him Jeff brings years of hockey watching experience. We’re hopeful he can help lessen the gap on some of the so called old school thinking in our organization with the new generation of hockey thinking.” said new Flames GM Brad Treliving, outside of a local pawn shop. “Based on Jeff’s advice, we plan on trading Mikael Backlund because “that ****y has no heart”, promoting Sean Monahan to first line center because “that boring Monahan account is ****ing funny as shit” and making Paul Byron change his last name to “Smith” because Jeff “always think[s] Paul’s last name is Bryan, he should just change his name to Bryan LOLOLOL”.

Other potential moves include having hashtags instead of nameplates, free burrito night, and the severe off ice beating of any Oilers players.



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