In bizarre news, the New York Rangers front office came under fire yesterday when it was revealed that they had forgotten they had recently signed Lee Stempniak.
“It was weird, we kept getting calls from Lee asking when his jersey was going to be ready so he could officially tell his family, and we’re all like ‘Who the eff is Lee Stempniak??” before one of us went and googled him and we found out we had indeed signed him to a deal. We don’t know who signed him, but his Wikipedia page says he’s a Ranger so who are we to argue?”
Word is Stempniak will receive his jersey in the mail sometime next week.